Na, you missed the pun bro.

Ima Joker, ima smoker, ima midnight Toker.

I might be Slow, keep it on the down Low, but just so I Know, Snoo. What pun did you Bestow? Must have missed the memo.

I think it's logically sound.

Your just comparing it to something illogical. Removing one speck of sand is not "digging" that's like calling walking digging.

That's like calling a single piece of sand a pebble. Cmon, you know the difference.

I agree with op. You can't dig half a hole, and it's pretty funny.