Ummm.......

No

Can we at least vote on this.

I think we should.

Phenomenal South Park episode.

Fuuuuccckkk yoooouuu whale

And

Fffuuuuuuck yoooooouuuu dolphin

Or writes stand up.

I'm looking forward to that.

Will it be PC or dick and fart jokes.

5ft 7 at 16

5ft 6 at 41

None

80s sucked

I can say that, I lived through them

90s were cool

Nah

Think about it, apple has a huge market

But it needs more sales, because it has a 2 trillion "market cap"(not really the right phrase, but the average person understands that, kinda) so it develops a watch that did save a person's life, but the watch is 600 bucks or you can buy a very comprebale one for 100-200, or apples, that only works with a 1200 dollar phone, and they put out stories that promote the life saving act, get a bunch of people to start pressuring congress to buy the watches, to "save their lives"

How much do you think they would sell the government the watches for

The company hit a ceiling, in the sales sense, they can only sell stuff to current customers, but in order for the stock to move, they need new ones, 1 customer switching to Apple ain't shit, but a whole government buying them for the public

That's a game changer

I'm fully aware my opinion reveals my tin foil hat

Don't promote this

The average parent will start buying apple watches for their 6 year old

And might figure out a way to force cities to hand them out for free

Then apple starts to increase the already high price

Natural selection does suck