"W-what?"

God's three eyes looked me up and down.

"I have something stronger if you want. But I usually drink vodka watching 'How I met your mother' you know?"

"N-no I died. I remember that clearly! Is this Haven?" God looked at me with wide open eyes.

"Haven!? No! I'm surprised that thing still exists! I- didn't I banned it? Oh Me, I have to check on Jeff that damn eye has to do his job properly instead of playing vthe Sims 4 all the time."

"What about the church?"

God chuckled while his purple vest left little golden particles at his movements. "Oh, them. They did everything on their own. Kid, look, I have to run the multiverse, I don't have time to care about what Marisa the cashier did on weekend, 'kay? I don' t even care to be honest. I NEVER interacted with mortals except in the beginning of life."

I looked at him. " So, everyone were wrong. You exist but you don't care and... And what about reincarnation?! "

God raised an eyebrow. " Well, you can do that but I don't raccomand. It's an annoying loop." He lit a cigarette while passing me a golden glass.

"You said the universe was doomed." God sighed. While I drank.

"Yeah, yeah. That. You see, reality is rather... Unstable. And it's my job to give it stability. But of course, it's an hard task, everything that happens can cause a terrible butterbly effect that leads to the inevitable dostruction of Time-line two."

I gulped. " Timeline two? "

" We don't talk about Timeline one. But don't worry. I have that pretty boy from the time department dealing with it. He's lovely." We got into an enormous room full of clocks and little robots. Many people were working and God and I walked to the end of the room, where a guy, with long and wavy golden hair was ranting about something. His nose was bloody.

" There you are. " He looked at God and flushed a little.

"My Lord. The anomaly is detected and we are proceeding with the remotion from the current line." God smiled.

"Good, you never disappoint me. Well, sweetie this is Jerry, Jerry, Lan, the most powerful wizard of the multiverse. And I'm sure he's kind enough to make you take a look around." The wizard froze.

"But sir-" God waved. "Byeee."

The wizard sighed. "Dammit Aegher! Omniscient God of materia my ass. Ugh. Jerry right? I- I'm sorry. Aegher usually is less tense about-"

"Who's Aegher?"

"God."

"I thought-"

"He has many names. Now. Come with me. I'll ask Jeff to find you a desk." God was right. The guy looked like an elf from the Lord of the rings. "He said you're a wizard."

He cleaned his nose from the blood. "I am. And, listen. Don't worry about this. You'll find yourself good here. Everyone are nice if you scare them enough."

"Do I work here now? Why?"

"Who knows. I mean, Aegher knows, but-"

A thought popped in my mind. "Are you Lucifer?!"

The wizard chuckled. "what? Me? No. I'm not a demon. But I destroyed a world or two. I could teach you magic if I have some free time. The basis I guess."

"I'll pass."

We arrived at big desk where an empty smoking with an eye as the head looked at us. "Hey Jeff, Can you bring the new guy to his desk.c Said the wizard taking a bunch of candies from a bowl in the desk.

The eye rolled up. " Hey shout up. Aegher created you for doing his job! I'm here because I'm good at it. So I can take as much candies as I want to." said the wizard.

I looked at the eye. "He can talk?" A voice answered in my head. "Oh course I can. Please tell the brat to stop annoying me."

The wizard laughed. "Oh Jeff, oh... Nice joke. Hey, Jerry, I have to go now, see ya."

He looked at Jeff once again and smiled. "Listen eye guy, I'll sleep with your dad tonight so you better find a sobstitute for the weaponry recourses. Greetings."

I stood there while Jeff gave me a piece of paper. "Second door in the third corridor. This is your name tag. Welcome to the Ministry of the Multiverse."