ok so, >!the guys father and the acne scarred man robbed his own house and then later the father fought a bear and "died" but now the one-shot man is the guy's father who set this up to talk to his son and kill the guy that killed his wife in a botched self-home invasion??!<

oh...oh no, buddy I think the might be >!dead!<

is her name pronounced " Loo-ay-ya "? or " Loo-el-la " ?

Also, I've got a feeling you'll see her again...real soon.

holy cow, is that like baby superman or something? resilient little booger.

try as we might, the thread of fate has yet to be cut.

Oh. My. Goodness.

what do the not English phrases mean?

All y'all had to do was leave it an offering. Being "in the sticks" ya shoulda known better.

Maybe you should give her a chance. she went through a lot of trouble to get w you. Shows commitment. Who knows, she could be the LOYL

Dang, I feel like y'all could've salvaged the marriage. Especially after that.

But if he DOES show up, make sure there's nothing off about him...

definitely not what I expected.

whoa. and here I thought I was cuckoo for cocoa puffs...

oh dear lawd....

oh lord.

whoa. Brilliant.

Curious indeed...

uh oh...that's too hot my dude.

Sorry, but I am deathly allergic to cat dander. I'm more of a dog person anyway.

we all get what we deserve, I suppose.

holy cow...or, boar? maybe not holy? this one is a doozy. but hey, congrats on the sobriety. I'm 7 years in myself. Haven't had the itch for relapse yet, but I'm aware that it could rise at any moment. One day at a time, right?

My God is a lot more forgiving and way less painful though lol.

I mean, those texts are pretty damnable

oof. at least you have proof to sue??