KaisarDragon
KaisarDragon t1_j44vr98 wrote
Everyone already got the explosion jokes, guys, move along!
KaisarDragon t1_j43y54g wrote
Comparing this to Trump is like saying they "both committed crimes" when one jaywalked and the other murdered a guy...
Also, I'd like to return this story, you forgot the onions.
KaisarDragon t1_j21fvc9 wrote
Reply to comment by DirtyD1701 in Drunken man poops on PT Cruiser, tells hospital staff his blood will be ‘Pure. Natural. Ice.’ by ahecht
Those tiny clown smart cars.
-Oleg, Saints Row 3
KaisarDragon t1_iyoukll wrote
If I need to vomit, I'll stick to ipecac, thanks.
KaisarDragon t1_iy6fm8v wrote
Reply to Robots will roam a university to study “a socio-technical problem” — will wander a Texas campus so researchers can study human-robot relations. by marketrent
Robot comes back with graffiti sprayed all over it, wearing furry appendages, and reeking of beer.
KaisarDragon t1_iy1edui wrote
Reply to Pope urges Israelis, Palestinians to seek dialogue after surge in violence by executionofachump
Again? How'd that go last time...
KaisarDragon t1_j47162a wrote
Reply to comment by jlaw54 in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
I'll take having them, immediately contacting the archives, and handing them over ANY DAY.
You know, following protocol for it.