KicktrapAndShit
KicktrapAndShit t1_iwsm3t7 wrote
Reply to [WP] You've always had trouble with garlic heavy foods but your parents chalked it up to allergy. You have trouble breathing in churches, they claim it's because of the mould. As your canine teeth start growing and become pointier your parents finally decide it's time to have the talk. by Shadrak_Meduson
"So son its time to talk about the people and the bats..." I nod, its been 18 years struggling with mold and allergy's, my dad continues "You know about vampires right? Well they struggle with churches and have an allergic reaction to garlic... a sharpened cross to the heart causes death." I become aware of the man in the corner in the corner holding a cross with a sharpened tip that no-one has noticed. He continues "We are vampires" The man smiles and launches at dad, stabbing his back and I notice my dads sharp canine. My dad evaporates and I scream as my mom launches at his neck but he cuts her and her hand boils up and without thinking I launch and bite his neck. He screams and drops his cross and he jostles at his belt and I see a vile of water. My mom swipes with her non boiled hand knocking the vial across the room and he pulls something out. I suck the blood eyes widening at the taste and he wipes something on me and I scream as my skin inflates. My mom yells to wash it off in the sink and I do that and I hear her scream and I launch in biting his back and I feel my hate grow and grow and I feel pins and needles in my finger tips, I look and there sharpening. I sink my teeth and claws into his back, he's un able to defend and my mom takes her chance to grab the cross and stab him. I suck him till he's pale white then wipe my mouth, I examine my mom and her face is completely swelled up. I grab her and cry. The next hunter was 15 months later and she used a crossbow to shoot crosses at vampires. I found her on a roof top hunting. I knew when I saw the cross collection who she was. At this point I discovered my bat dash ability, I dashed and bit into her neck guard she whirled around aiming the bow at me and so I kicked her off the building. Vampire hunters don't think about those dangers. The latest was 16 years after I became an orphan. They had a cross sword, these people always make me laugh, He was easy. All he had was a sword and so I grabbed it the fed on his blood until he died.
KicktrapAndShit t1_iwsmgon wrote
Reply to comment by MrStarii in [WP] You've always had trouble with garlic heavy foods but your parents chalked it up to allergy. You have trouble breathing in churches, they claim it's because of the mould. As your canine teeth start growing and become pointier your parents finally decide it's time to have the talk. by Shadrak_Meduson
Hilarious, Perfect timing and execution.