Klotzster
Klotzster t1_je0ik3s wrote
Teach us the secret of the can opener
Klotzster t1_jdmlom1 wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Last gas for 50 miles
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Reply to Fawns playing caught on the trail cam. by NeofelisNight
There can be only one Bambi
Klotzster t1_jbpa5cp wrote
Reply to Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life by PantsyFants
Oh, great. Now we're going to have Vampire Giraffes
Klotzster t1_ja34m5q wrote
You're so droll
Klotzster t1_j94dd1b wrote
you oughta know by now
Klotzster t1_j6oe8ug wrote
Reply to comment by Wientje in What are the most lame but also evil villains? by HowIsYourBreathing
William Randolph Hearst started a war with Spain for more papers to be sold.
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Reply to comment by PastMiddleAge in The last hour of Cast Away is devastating and beautiful by PastMiddleAge
I am the Wilson now
Klotzster t1_j6lfoje wrote
My problem with the movie, is that I wanted to see his first interactions with the rescue crew, but they jumped right past that to the airport
Klotzster t1_j69rbdp wrote
I C what you did there
Klotzster t1_j1qyggn wrote
Reply to A pan I got for Christmas came with a full size screwdriver for assembly of the handle! There was only one screw. by Andire
My kingdom for a screwdriver
Klotzster t1_iyr3mup wrote
Reply to Duck! by The_Tree_Beard
Dam
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Reply to Electric car made in 1922 by whothefuqisdan
Gasoline powered CD Player
Klotzster t1_iyefjl1 wrote
Reply to Longer and Larger by nanajp8
Whatever fuel gets you there
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Reply to Hey! check out my big long johnson by thats_taken_also
Austin Powers 2 - Johnson!
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Reply to Late Worm by daveclampart
Works at Apple
Klotzster t1_ixnzeu3 wrote
Reply to comment by Provav in What was a movie that took more than one viewing to love and understand it much more? by Provav
I went into it as a "how do we deal with aliens" movie. Next time I took the time to see "how do we communicate and understand aliens, and get them to understand us"
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Reply to comment by earthceltic in Solar calculator bought circa 1985. Needs brighter light now, otherwise works perfectly, even in hexadecimal. by lake_huron
And that's the stupidity of it
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Klotzster t1_iu7e9t5 wrote
Doe cat doe
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Reply to My family in shadow by Ceejalaur
Stilt Family Robinson
Klotzster t1_itvtuvb wrote
The tractor on the wheels goes round and round
Klotzster t1_is7x01u wrote
Reply to Did the jock who was asked to take Carrie to the prom in the movie "Carrie" 1976 actually into her? by uuwnabahuababwh
He's a good guy. The Greatest American Hero
Klotzster t1_jeh4x85 wrote
Reply to This paint brush is suitable for all types of pain. by kamarkamakerworks
I prefer to rub it in