Yeah at that point they are not the problem here. You clearly need to relax a bit and try calling them again because every call they make is recorded so I highly doubt that they are being so careless that you would hear something like that. Also the fact that both solutions you have been provided with, you instantly come up with reasons why you can't do it so that also speaks volumes as well here. Also the fact you keep mentioning "Mentally Unstable" I highly doubt every person you have spoken with hasn't been able to at least try to help, you seem like someone who didn't like what they had to say so you're making your own narrative, which I will tell you ASAP will not help you.

Your best bet at that point is to ask to speak with the fraud department.

OP it literally tells you exactly what you need to do lmao, call UScellular and speak with a phone representative.

Me either man, I just clicked and saw -91 comment karma lol.

This post really pushed man's to -91 comment karma 💀💀

Posting the article is useless otherwise though lmao. Like "lEt Me JuSt ShArE aN aRtIcLe ThAt 2 PeOpLe CaN rEaD"

if you're gonna share an article, at least take the 30 seconds to remove the paywall.

Wasn't Alaska declared a state after Maine lol.

It has nothing to do with LLBEAN, but it has to go to a sorting facility and then it gets shipped to you.