Laser716

Laser716 t1_iy6ou61 wrote

My aunt was a cop for 30-ish years (beat cop for most of her career, retired as a Captain). She tells the story of finding an older man dead in his chair and completely naked. When the heart stops pumping, the blood pools down in the body. Certain tissues expand when filled with blood.

The punch line is "there was a fly on it!"

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