No apologies necessary. Auto insurance is confusing by design IMO. Personally I have Snake Farm which is one of the worst companies, but their rates are comparatively cheap.

UM/UIM are additional pieces of coverage.

Say you’re hit involved in a hit and run. That’s uninsured motorist coverage (UM). You can make a claim against your own insurance company.

If somebody hits you who has minimal coverage, that’s under insured motorist coverage (UIM). After their insurance company pays out the other drivers maximum policy benefits, you can seek the remainder from your own insurance company.

Tort options are essentially the overall ability for you to make a claim.

Limited tort/verbal threshold won’t allow you to make a claim for your injuries unless you meet one of a few exceptions like commercial vehicles, death, disfigurement, loss of a fetus, compound fractures, etc. (out of state driver scenarios get complicated)

Full tort/no verbal threshold allows you to make a claim regardless and have to jump through the insurance companies set of hoops in that regard

You can find all your coverage options on your auto declarations page of insurance policy. The terms and specific rules/regulations vary from state to state which is where the tort/verbal threshold/limitation on lawsuit dichotomy comes from. Consult a local attorney for legal advice if you want to change anything. They’re more than happy to talk coverage options if they’re anything like me (we’re all mostly the same/insane)

When you say full coverage, what’s your tort option? Do you have unlimited tort/no verbal threshold/no limitation on lawsuit or do you only have comprehensive and collision?

This is how companies like Geico save you 15% or more in 15 minutes by getting you to sign away your right to make a claim unless you overcome the tort threshold (permanently disfigured, dead, compound fractures)

I’m a personal injury attorney by trade. I deal with these tragic situations on a daily basis

Lastly, $15k/$30k is a paltry amount of insurance to be considered fully legal. If you don’t have underinsured/uninsured motorist coverage you’re screwed

They turned her into soup. This is some Grimm fairy tale level stuff

I 3D printed this the other day. The printer itself uses carbon rods so I’ve been thinking about them nonstop

Jordan would have donated more. Just sayin.

Calling it now. Originally prepared for ballet dancers and an orchestra, this album will be panned by die-hard Daft Punk fans but receive positive reviews from most music critics and publications

We’re #1! We’re #1!

Really long time to conduct a mental evaluation. Although Japan has like a 99% conviction rate in their justice system so they do NOT fuck around

Modern day Caligula

Would have been a lot cooler if they had waited till it got dark. RIP

If LEGO produced kits based on weapons of war they would make so much fuggin money

Just let her enjoy the dress for the rest of her life before it’s cut short due to heart disease or diabetes

Is hard liquor still ok?

More like a cummy-pot. I’ll see myself out…

Tragedy+time=comedy

You’re about 15 years too early on this costume imo. Still did a good job with it though

If it pops a string does the guitar throw a hissy fit and leave the stage?

What’s the difference between butter cookies and cookies make with butter?

You gotta use the UVB to grow the CBD to combat the UVB. Wild

I swear to Glob, if I find the Chinese “police station” in NYC there’s gonna be a scene. Anybody where it is?

Explains why they’re such shit dogs. Generations of inbreeding