LeXRTG

LeXRTG t1_je95tql wrote

Don't worry it's just you, me, your parents, Stella's ghost, and that weird looking guy with the backwards Z t-shirt in the corner who looks like a murderer, he's smiling and showing off his massive teeth. See? I told you, everything is fine. Now stop stressing out

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LeXRTG t1_jdgtzuf wrote

I love how the whole comment section is threats if he hurts Max. Fuck yeah reddit! OP I swear if you hurt that little doggie I'm gonna...

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LeXRTG t1_jdgtbyt wrote

Hi OP. Supernatural entity here. I think you are misunderstanding our intentions here. We just like to fuck with you. We don't want you dead. If you're dead, we can't fuck with you anymore. Lose/Lose situation and all. Things are boring in our plane of existence. Everything is grey. No colors. No emotion. You can try to jump out from around the corner and scare your fellow entities but you get no reaction. Nobody cares. So we come to the living world at the time where the veil is thinnest, and we scare the shit out of people. It's so much fun, you should try it sometime.

Anyway, I'm terribly sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm glad you were able to dodge the knife, I figured you would be, but it scared the shit out of you, didn't it? Mission accomplished. High 5. Entity out

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LeXRTG t1_jdgs3n4 wrote

Bro if I were you the absolute last place I would be is my mother's house. You should already be halfway across the country with a new haircut, new facial hair or lack thereof, and a new name. Chuck your phone and get a burner. Pull all of your cash out of the ATM. Call an Uber driver and then offer them cash to take you somewhere far away, off the record. They damn near killed you, I wonder if they told anyone else about it. If so, take advantage of that. Let everyone think you're dead and disappear. And why in the world would you ever drink anything that they bought?? Don't make a stupid mistake like that again, you might not be so lucky next time

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LeXRTG t1_jdbkdlx wrote

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Damn, I'm sorry for your loss, but you didn't even want to go and she really pushed you. Not like it was your idea and then you left her behind. You did what you had to do to survive in a situation that you never wanted to be in to begin with. Can't say I blame you

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LeXRTG t1_jdbjkep wrote

Just out of curiosity, do you know any of the guys that are on "The Deadliest Catch" or is that a whole separate thing? I figure anyone crab fishing in the Bering Sea is probably familiar with all of the other fishing boats, it seemed like it was a big network and everyone knew everyone. You definitely won't catch me out on the open ocean but I love watching the show and I have a lot of respect for what you do. It's probably one of the hardest jobs out there

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LeXRTG t1_jd6ihco wrote

My guardian angel has saved my life more times than I care to admit. I was a reckless kid, even into my mid 20's. It was like I was living in an invisible forcefield, everything that happened where I should have been dead somehow always managed to just barely miss, either by a few seconds or a few inches or whatever it was. It was to the point that it was almost eerie the way death seemed to avoid me. Some people have freak accidents, I had freak misses. That voice would pop inside my head and tell me "wait a minute" or "move now" or "pull him backwards" the one time it saved my brother's life. I was completely oblivious to the threat many times but would always listen without hesitation. It scared me to think about it too deeply and I just assumed that I must have a bigger purpose here or it wasn't my time yet.

I was originally gonna say that it's nice to know someone else understands what that voice is like, because I can tell you 100% that it's sure as shit not my subconscious, it's not even me, but then I read the ending. Gave me chills. That would scare the hell out of me to see mine in that kind of state. You must be on the verge of completely losing it. If there's anything I can do to help or if you need to talk to someone who understands, I'll be here anytime

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LeXRTG t1_jcnwpg3 wrote

Oh you know how us Italians are, with our traditions of crazy dark spirits that come for the bride at the weddin- Wait a minute.. I don't remember this tradition. That musta been a Pagan wedding or something

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LeXRTG t1_jcnnqsy wrote

He never answered your text meaning he was sleeping? Or he never answered it even the next day? If he still didn't answer the next day I hope you went to check on him instead of just booking it out of that creepy ass hotel lmao

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LeXRTG t1_jcg6kon wrote

Well there's no way it was named McKamey, right? So now that we ruled that one out, let's take 2 more guesses. Ummm.. Death Valley? Disease Ridge? Deadhorse? This is fun, can I take some more guesses?

That's crazy, you and your friends are much braver than I am. I woulda been fine just looking from a distance. I've learned to listen to those instinctive warnings over the years after making lots of stupid mistakes ignoring them. Glad you guys made it out safely.

What would you have named the town if it were up to you?

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LeXRTG t1_jbs3p9t wrote

What do your fucking idiot parents have to say about this? They literally forced you into almost being murdered and fed to the worms. You have to live the rest of your life missing fingers now. If I were you I probably would have had them arrested and gone to live with a foster family or something. Actually I never would have let my parents force me into that situation to begin with. Fortunately my parents weren't fucking morons though and they actually cared about my happiness and well being. Fuck that

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LeXRTG t1_jbn9jf2 wrote

I'm so glad to see such a wholesome and happy ending for you guys. I'm sad it's the final part because I'll miss your updates. Hopefully some interesting stuff will happen to you in your new teaching job and you can come tell us about it!

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LeXRTG t1_jb7k9j8 wrote

I've never met another person like me before. I have visions and dreams of bad things before they happen. Mainly about friends/family/people I care about, but sometimes random acquaintances too. They have saved my life before, but it's a lot harder to save other peoples lives unless I directly intervene. Warning them is never enough, fate always seems to find a way. I always chalked it up to having some important people upstairs looking out for me, guardian angels or whatever you want to call them. At first nobody ever listened or believed me until the things I said started to actually happen. Now anyone who knows me well enough listens when I tell them something.

I won't pretend to know how it works or why, I just know that it does. It's one of those things that I don't know how to explain

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LeXRTG t1_jb0i9kh wrote

I go by the same rules with this kinda stuff as I would with an Ouija board. I don't mess with anything that could possibly invite anything evil into my little bubble. I've seen enough in my life to know that there are forces in this world that are beyond our comprehension and screwing with them almost never ends well. Even the biggest skeptic can be turned believer in a matter of minutes and for anyone who wants to be a hero or a tough guy, it's your funeral. Things like this command a certain level of respect and you can get yourself into trouble real quick if you aren't careful

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