I was already thinking OP has probably flown once in their life and had a bad experience with SW. Before even reading your stats, anecdotally, I go on 15-20 work trips a year so like 30-40 one way flights and Southwest is by far the fastest boarding experience consistently. Just line em up and load em in. No zone loading, no searching around for assigned seats.

The worst is when it's a half full flight and American still has to stick to their loading protocol so it takes almost as long as a full flight, where Southwest it's like 2 lines of people. File in and you're off.

For sure a stable genius

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldcup/comments/zp3wx2/comment/j0ql2vn/

What the actual fuck? 😂

Isn't it more effort to DM people you deem worthy than just posting it and giving them a plug for their business?

I'm sure you can understand how it makes it look like you are just making shit up on some "I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school" type shit

I will be pleasantly surprised if you actually get an answer and it's not just "lots of places, do your research"

I really nailed it there 😅

Are you one of those people that brings their own clubs to the drunken company top golf outing? 😂

Ok

You are a glutton for punishment my friend 😂