An old man and his old wife are sitting on the couch. She looks at him and says “ Let’s go upstairs and fuck!” He turned to her and cried “ Hot dog, that sounds great but I can only do one of them…”
This joke came from a conversation with a friend about OJ and the OG asshole was Johnny Cochran back when OJ was on trial. I remembered the joke and modernized it. I just couldn’t think of a bigger media asshole than him. Sorry dude.
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An old man and his old wife are sitting on the couch. She looks at him and says “ Let’s go upstairs and fuck!” He turned to her and cried “ Hot dog, that sounds great but I can only do one of them…”