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LevelHeeded t1_jasqlnv wrote
Reply to comment by tinymonesters in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Exactly, if they're slower you don't need to push them down. Now if you're the slow one, or you're all the same speed, well then it's anyone's game.
LevelHeeded t1_jamp6bs wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Boy, it's a real mystery why people don't trust all cops... I mean look at all them good apples objecting to this insanity.
I blame rap music and video games, and "the media".
LevelHeeded t1_j9tw5xi wrote
Some dude steals an entire display rack with chips because he can't buy beer, and ya'll grab the dude who picked up $4.98 in chips off the street while this was going down...
I feel so much safer knowing this dangerous criminal is locked away.
LevelHeeded t1_j7usxfv wrote
Reply to Taliban fighters who moved to Kabul are ‘bored’ and fed up with traffic by Ruiner_Of_Things
Winning was easy, young man, governing is harder.
LevelHeeded t1_j6nr6oz wrote
Reply to happy birthday jonathan banks by mommamia245
That's Tiny Nuggins, waterboarder of Goblins, you show some respect.
LevelHeeded t1_j65bsya wrote
Reply to comment by Musicman1972 in False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí by mayoforsam2019
Oh yeah, it's my second favorite way to describe pooping, it's only topped by "I gotta get something down on paper".
I've seen random ass pics on Reddit from multiple angles, pretty sure some kid shitting in box during Biology would be on r/trashy and r/PublicFreakout multiple times. You know if there was even a shred of proof Fox would have ran that story 24/7 for about a month.
LevelHeeded t1_j64xsym wrote
Reply to False claims regarding student identifying as cat in Cork school reported to gardaí by mayoforsam2019
My aunt in law was going off about this at Thanksgiving... after a bit of a discussion and some articles, thankfully she's one of the few that can admit she was wrong.
The one point that really got her was when I asked for proof, and she didn't have any, and then I asked if she honestly thought, in this day and age, if some kid was dropping a deuce in the middle of class in a litter box that we wouldn't have a shit load of pictures/video?
It's still so amazing the stupid shit people default believe with zero evidence.
LevelHeeded t1_iwpzbit wrote
Reply to comment by Artnunymisss in Herschel Walker explains vampires & werewolves by WorthlessNotUseless
And Majorite Taylor Greene with her fears of Jewish space lasers.
I legit believe there's something in the water or in the air that is making people brain damaged.
LevelHeeded t1_iwpyzgg wrote
Reply to comment by Pr0ducer in Herschel Walker explains vampires & werewolves by WorthlessNotUseless
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a step up. At least he's focused on real issues, like all that starving bullshit, and running out of French fries and burrito coverings.
At least Camacho had some kind of plan, and found the smartest man in the world to assist him.
What I'm trying to say is Herschel Walker is dumber than Idiocracy.
LevelHeeded t1_jbeklii wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Too many humans are way too obsessed with what other humans do in private.
Imagine if this person had to be honest for two second, and give the real reason, not this "public order and national safety" that we know is 100% bullshit. I would like to know the real reason this person is envious of other people pleasuring themselves.