LightningGoats
LightningGoats t1_j6jd3ua wrote
Reply to comment by merdub in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I get people not being able to wait till a stop to vomit. But once I experienced the most absurd public transit vomiting episode ever: The tram stopped at a (duh) stop, and the doors opened. A man stopped at the opening, and vommited a huge load into the car. Like, he could have literally turned his head and vommited outside. Then he enters, sloshing through the vomit, leaving vomit-y footprints all the way.
LightningGoats t1_j6k9q05 wrote
Reply to comment by Mustang-Mind888 in A man goes to a doctor .. by Nervous_Cranberry196
The trunk is acting on elephant instinct, and right below their trunk is where they shovel their food in their mouth. Now this dudes asshole is in the same location.