LilG1984
LilG1984 t1_je8x7xq wrote
Just don't serve any decent tea, biscuits or British beer. That'll keep them away.
A brit.
LilG1984 t1_jduzjg7 wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Dr Frankenstein enters the chat
"Igor, ready my equipment!!"
"Yes, master!'
LilG1984 t1_jcdxzpr wrote
Reply to comment by AverageCowboyCentaur in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
Yes fellow human, nothing bad is going to happen. Beep boop
LilG1984 t1_jbb8cy6 wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in Lonestar emerges from stealth with plans for lunar data centers by buggaby
"There's only one person who'd give me the raspberry....Lone Starr!!!!" Dark Helmet
LilG1984 t1_jamcgfk wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
"hold my beers & liver" Hannibal Lecter
LilG1984 t1_ja6n5zs wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
"Curse you Google! We'll be back!!!" Robot workers
LilG1984 t1_j9t7t7y wrote
Reply to comment by Rickshmitt in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!!" Looten Plunder
LilG1984 t1_j9t6chy wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
Is this the start of Derelict?
LilG1984 t1_j922j5o wrote
Reply to comment by CounterStreet in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Nonsense fellow organic human, AI is just running joking.exe. I mean just joking.
LilG1984 t1_j8rg7v4 wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
"Ye feckin eejit!"
LilG1984 t1_j642r39 wrote
Reply to comment by blurredaffiliation in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
I can see that happening
"Your monthly subscription to use our fridge, washing machine, dishwasher etc is running out , please pay or else we'll cut you off....."
LilG1984 t1_j641s7o wrote
Reply to Hulk Hogan Tweets a Plea For Toilet Paper by nimobo
"Let me tell you something brother....I need to wipe! Hulkamania is running wild!"
LilG1984 t1_j54ip96 wrote
Reply to Shrek Rave coming to Albany in February by lasirenmoon
It's all ogre now!
LilG1984 t1_j4s2ajw wrote
Reply to The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
AI lawyer eh. I hope it has Phoenix Wright music & sound effects.
"Objection!!!!"
Or the voice of Arnie as "The Lawyernator" "I have detailed files of dis case, chill out dickwad"
LilG1984 t1_j47ly1o wrote
Was it really a pigeon or a cleverly disguised Decepticon?
LilG1984 t1_j42jh7o wrote
The passion of the Christ 2: Crucify this! Starring Jesus& Chris Tucker!
LilG1984 t1_j2e62vy wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in In case you need a reminder, celebratory gunfire is illegal in Virginia by RettoBastion
"Your honour, we was celebrating with guns, which is our God given right to bare arms as per the second amendment & muh freedom'
LilG1984 t1_j23bsio wrote
Reply to comment by peensteen in Steven Spielberg apologises to sharks for Jaws by GrievousInflux
He'll turn them into trees instead
LilG1984 t1_j1m9lzj wrote
Maybe Santa had enough of the Grinch & wanted to finish him off?
"Right, where's that green bastard?"
LilG1984 t1_iwthjnk wrote
Reply to Sonic The Hedgehog Creator Yuji Naka Reportedly Arrested For Insider Trading by GeneralGigan817
Sonic game over music plays
"I bet the whistleblower was a certain Doctor...." Yuji Naka
LilG1984 t1_iwr0kcs wrote
Reply to comment by Oregon687 in Maker of suicide pod plans to launch in Switzerland by GeneralGigan817
"I died peacefully, thank you!" 10/10
"It was nothing like the suicide booths from Futurama! 0/10"
LilG1984 t1_iv5f4vt wrote
So her milkshakes brings all the boys to yard, then they get robbed...
LilG1984 t1_iuw0mva wrote
So Turner & Hooch but with a cat instead ?
LilG1984 t1_iuo62dv wrote
Well if you don't have anyone to do the dragon shout you're screwed.
British here we just use knights, swords & lances. Only problem is rescuing princesses from the dragons
LilG1984 t1_je8xaaz wrote
Reply to Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Their game of drink must be boring