LiliNotACult t1_j45ljxq wrote

Reply to comment by eiskaltewasser in Night Visitor (OC) by LeeroyM

The old man tape worm wiggles free from his delicious concoon. The risk of being discovered is great, however, the reward is even greater. He draws closer to his host's head and whispers into his ear, "bean burritos. Eat bean burritos. I need the fiber. BEAN BURRITOS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!". Content, he gives his host a little kiss on the neck, then carefully returns to his concoon of pleasure.


LiliNotACult t1_iy6hxkh wrote

Because apparently already stressed college students during a global recession with the potential of WW3 involving Russia, China, and nuclear weapons, need to have their walking space occupied by shitty robots fumbling around that they'll get sued if they damage.