Nintendo Switch has more family friendly games. As others said, get the Switch, not the switch lite. The lite is only handheld.

Get Pro controllers, if adults are going to play. You can use the joy cons (the controllers that come with it), but they're small and hurt your hands after a while. It comes with an attachment to make a bigger controller, if you need that, but then it's only 1 player. So a separate controller for each adult.

I also recommend buying digital games, unless you have complete control over the games. If your son is going to be switching them out, just get the digital games. My kids lost so many games because the game cards are tiny and they're not careful with them.

I'm not aware of local places that do that here. I know if a shop in Canada, but not sure you want that.

You can try calling Microcenter. I think they're in Wayne. They do have a machine there, but I'm not sure if they print for you. Can't hurt to call and ask.

I have a 3D printer, but I am not able to print professional enough quality. I'm still learning and I can't get rid of print lines. I also cannot scan anything to a gcode file. As a last resort maybe I could print for you, but I don't think you really want that.

Just assume it's the ex and keep your eyes open to the potential cheating just in case it's not. You can't trust the info without knowing the source. Don't assume he's cheating without any proof, but don't ignore it. If you don't see anything suspicious of cheating, you know it's the ex or someone trying to mess up your relationship.

Butterbutt?