Impressive. My sister's dog destroys any squeaking toy in under an hour.

Somebody squeezed that bottle over the shelf. These bottles don't randomly leak.

Because they're entirely different things.

ChatGPT is a machine learning model designed to produce the appearance of human-written text.

The only ML involved in any of these digital assistants is figuring out WTF your query is. There is no ML behind the actual responses; they're all either web search results or pre-programmed output.

That's adorable

Timers, lights (it's a high tech Clapper, lol), and controlling the video stream to my TV (next episode, fast forward, etc.) are the three things I use most often with Assistant. I've got a Google Home for it, so no pulling out my phone and hands free (great when I'm using timers for cooking).

I also use Assistant's call screening, but I don't think there's any AI involved with that, just playing a recorded message to the caller and voice-to-text for their response (unless they hang up, which they usually do).

They got spooked when the internet sexualized her.

And you're the expert, Mr. Weiner.

Movie about spies, movie about thermometers, movie about food