We should do a lot of things if we had the money for it.

"Those people" tend to be the types of people that choose to live in Philadelphia. They are the reason the need to grease their lamposts.

I came here to say "Well technically...🧐"

What color is hungry?

It’s not the drink we asked for, but it’s the one we deserve

Sue you for breaching your employment contract and likely get you blacklisted within the industry. Take your 6 months of pay to do nothing.

Also the contracts typically only apply if you transfer to a similar job. In this case a technology job involving e-trading. It's a small specialized field, good chance you'll be blacklisted from a lot of future jobs if you violate it.

Not sure if serious....in a few generations we very well could be growing babies in labs al la 'Brave New World'

He was pretty clear, he wants him to jump off the Empire State Building in a wing suit

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In this case ol'block refers to engine block

Well neither political party does and I question the economic benefit and short sightedness of reducing spending on infrastructure as it has tremendous long term returns. Building roads and bridges has been a core part of successful governments that predates the Romans.

https://usafacts.org/state-of-the-union/transportation-infrastructure/

Because the Federal government provides funding for that and it has bi-partisan support. Probably not the hill Republicans want to die on as that aid disproportionately goes to rural areas when you account for where the tax money comes from. Your question should really be why are your federal taxes paying for bridges and roads in rural Arkansas.

Neither political party wants the type of policy you seem to want.

You mean NY State needs to stop using the MTA budget as a piggybank for other State projects?

Federal tax dollars going toward infrastructure improvements in the MTA seems like something the federal government should be doing. The idea it shouldn't is just Republican conditioning and that rejecting federal money is some noble principle.

I'm going to guess the argument is that only interstate bridges and tunnels should we paid for by federal tax dollars, or some other Republican nonsense

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It definitely feels like stolen Valor, but there is no such thing as a legally protected term...first amendment and all. You can trust me that I know what I'm talking about *points to noble peace prize ordered from Amazon*

That’s weird, most insurance only covers taking it up the rear

Shouldn’t the y axis be goal and the x axis time?

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...."

I guess we need fear.

Except that isn't how the Good Samaritan law works. The law protects people who a good faith effort to save someone from a drug overdose or other life threatening injuries from criminal or civil liability. Good Samaritan laws are not failure to report laws which apply only to professionals with a legal obligation to report suspected crimes.

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But Times Square is no longer brought you by the letter 'E'

What the hell is up with that sign?