When someone said “money shot” to Trump he tried to make an appointment at the doctors to get it.

I see what you did there…

Or maybe I didn’t.

Sign language ain’t gonna help.

The next day after heavy drinking the computer goes to the doctors complaining that “it hz when IP”.

Yeah I thought it was a bit strange because it never usually happens when I shave my head and shave my beard off, my beard was left a couple of months longer than usual though. I’m on iPhone 14 pro now but it never happened with my last phone (iPhone 11).

Yeah, here in England it’s cold as it is anyway, went for a smoke out back right after and it was like a slap in the face lol.

Well I didn’t think to take a picture before because usually it doesn’t happen because usually I don’t leave my beard and hair to grow that long (I mean, I do usually grow my beard out quite large but this time was a bit too much lol. Why would I take a picture beforehand on the off chance that something random might happen?) my beard is a very fast grower but left it longer this time because I’ve been stuck at home all the time currently (medical stuff) so just didn’t bother with it.

Feels fucking great lobbing it all off though.

Edit: not everything you see on the internet is a lie.