Republicans would like to make America great again and bring back such traditions. See: Missouri house requires women to wear sleeves.

Ok Killer.

These really highlight the uniqueness of baseball.

Imagine a football field with squiggly sidelines or 89 yard fields instead of 100.

Or a basketball court where the 3 pt line was significantly further back.

Entire seasons/champions could be different.

You've really gotta earn that Homer in Homer.

Now let's add some pretty little trees on that island.