Lord_Jefe
Lord_Jefe t1_j6glbx5 wrote
You’re not just an asshole but an asshole who could easily be retaliated against. He may not have many friends (most bullies don’t) but the ones he has could easily catch you alone and throw a beat down upon you.
And yes, this doesn’t belong in TIFU
Lord_Jefe t1_j66y1l8 wrote
Reply to comment by TheDolff in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82
He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells 😂🤣😂🥲
Lord_Jefe t1_iy9yu9c wrote
Reply to comment by Hewhohasnoname1 in TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping by [deleted]
I don’t know about you, but I have a hairy ass. It’s not too bad to get done, but over the summer, with a dude wipe (mint chill) and your mood will change.
Lord_Jefe t1_iy94lja wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping by [deleted]
I did the same, so after a few months, I tried naïr, which was more painful. Go to google & find nail & waxing salons, call them & ask if they take males & how much is it. And if you’re afraid you’ll get an erection, the esthetician will not only be used to it, but appreciate it as it makes it easier to wax the weeds climbing the tree.
I did it for around 2 years. It hurts less than the nair, or sweating on your sack with an open cut. I only stopped due to the $.
And before anyone cracks jokes about “The 40 Year Old Virgin” the only thing I ever had pain while waxing was my back, & it hurt too bad to continue. The bald professor & his 2 grad students hurt far less. Also - get your crack done too. It makes wiping your ass after pooping effortless.
Lord_Jefe t1_iy8x1sb wrote
Reply to comment by Grizzly489 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
I need to check Glassdoor.com to see how much grandma lubers get
Lord_Jefe t1_jcsmqpu wrote
Reply to comment by senloris in TIFU by not putting on clean underwear by [deleted]
I thought the same thing. I have to ask tho - who the hell wears underwear for a week? I put on a clean pair in the morning, & strip them off to commando in some clean shorts or pajama pants.
If your GF wore underwear for a week, there would be discharge all the time as the Batcave doesn’t handle moisture down there too well. My ex wife would get a yeast infection if she rewore a pair.
I’m calling shenanigans on this one.