Lord_Jefe

Lord_Jefe t1_jcsmqpu wrote

I thought the same thing. I have to ask tho - who the hell wears underwear for a week? I put on a clean pair in the morning, & strip them off to commando in some clean shorts or pajama pants.

If your GF wore underwear for a week, there would be discharge all the time as the Batcave doesn’t handle moisture down there too well. My ex wife would get a yeast infection if she rewore a pair.

I’m calling shenanigans on this one.

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Lord_Jefe t1_j6glbx5 wrote

You’re not just an asshole but an asshole who could easily be retaliated against. He may not have many friends (most bullies don’t) but the ones he has could easily catch you alone and throw a beat down upon you.

And yes, this doesn’t belong in TIFU

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Lord_Jefe t1_iy94lja wrote

I did the same, so after a few months, I tried naïr, which was more painful. Go to google & find nail & waxing salons, call them & ask if they take males & how much is it. And if you’re afraid you’ll get an erection, the esthetician will not only be used to it, but appreciate it as it makes it easier to wax the weeds climbing the tree.

I did it for around 2 years. It hurts less than the nair, or sweating on your sack with an open cut. I only stopped due to the $.

And before anyone cracks jokes about “The 40 Year Old Virgin” the only thing I ever had pain while waxing was my back, & it hurt too bad to continue. The bald professor & his 2 grad students hurt far less. Also - get your crack done too. It makes wiping your ass after pooping effortless.

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