Why are you not saying who you’re seeing?

Well yeah I don’t pick my nose while I’m taking a dump, I do it while writing emails

I get a boner for mass transit. Im on it right now as I type this. I love my special metro card that’s tied direct to my credit card.

I’m talking about people who don’t have the luxury of having a drink at Secaucus before grabbing their connecting train home to a park n ride

Yeah fuck that noise. That’ll be the fastest way for nyc to clear out even more office space

I’ve seen it suggested that time as we perceive it is just a result of how gravity distorts with space time.

I interpreted that as basically time isn’t real and it’s just something our brains concocted to understand the natural universe

So I don’t think traveling or projecting a hologram into the past is possible because time as we think we understand it isn’t actually a thing

Really? Because my kid’s grandparents all have their houses stocked with single serve plastic water bottles.

Oh I guess understanding the consequences of those choices isn’t high on their list of priorities

Ah. Don’t worry about it. These crappy things happen.

They’ll probably make you take a defensive driving class which you’ll need anyways because your insurance will likely go up. But I wouldn’t worry about court. Just dress correctly and apologize sincerely. It’ll be ok.

What on the pole? A sign?

Oh the pole fell over. What kind of pole was it?

I wouldn’t worry too much. I can’t see a reason they’d suspend your license

The car fell over? Why would you have to go to court for this?