MadAdam88
MadAdam88 t1_ja8ztlj wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Shit'll make you daffy.
MadAdam88 t1_ja8o1xr wrote
Reply to comment by Dylsnick in I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant by mattisfunny
But you ain't got wings.
MadAdam88 t1_j6pbnck wrote
Reply to What do you call a castrated horse? by Animeking1108
Ma'am?
MadAdam88 t1_j6cqqi9 wrote
Reply to What is Yoda's last name? by Canadarox1987
Yoda Cheezbergersarreddy
MadAdam88 t1_j690sa5 wrote
Come back in 9 months you might see a stork.
MadAdam88 t1_j634g9g wrote
White and brown stuff dripping from her holes?
MadAdam88 t1_j60gu68 wrote
You didn't like that one? I've got one batter than that!
MadAdam88 t1_j5u0xg4 wrote
That joke didn't go over easy, did it?
MadAdam88 t1_j2dxyc1 wrote
Reply to A duck sees a sad man on a park bench. by [deleted]
Then the man asks the duck "What do I owe you for helping me feel better?" The duck says "$10.00, but you don't have to pay me now, I'll bill ya".
MadAdam88 t1_j21oih5 wrote
Reply to My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
"Your wife bought them for me".
MadAdam88 t1_j1ngmfb wrote
Reply to The fuse had blown on a lamp I was throwing away and my mother suggested I give it to a charity shop by Coniix
Give it to me, or as a boomer would say "Socket to me, baby!"
MadAdam88 t1_ja9mm0q wrote
Reply to What did the baker say when he messed up his recipe? by h3mmy
No biggie. That's the yeast of my problems.