I'll take the rat burger. At least you know what's in that.

Jesus: "Ah, looks like you're last to grab a bagel again Judas, I'd give it to you but then Mary wouldn't have a bagel, sorry bro!"

Which is a real shocker, since the current leading theory is that George Santos was 3 trench coats in a man, but it turns out it's 10 squirrels divided up amongst 3 trench coats... in a man.

I'm pretty sure peace is the last thing on Russia's mind. Failing to maintain their illusion that they're still a competent space power is the only thing they care about here. I.e. avoiding further embarrassment.

*insert montage of HIMARS strikes on depots*

Does he serve on a submarine?

Which is why all water sources should be nationalized. It's literally a national security issue, it's insane to me that this has been allowed to continue just because a handful of assholes are making a buck of it.

Actually Ukraine has had a lot of bipartisan support. Well, until recently when the GQP got it's talking points in order to appease TrumPutin, now suddenly this is way too expensive to support, nevermind the fact that this is quite literally the most effective money we've ever spend militarily.

The Russian military has been getting decimated in Ukraine, and the more we can aid them the worse it will be for Russia.

Imo we should significantly increase our funding to them to further diminish the Russian military.

The only people who have an issue with that are those who actually support Russia, you know, morons.

Not to mention the harm to the timeline, now that lady is going to go back to her career in genetic engineering and create Khan.