Majesty1985

Majesty1985 t1_jb2fwaf wrote on March 5, 2023 at 10:38 PM

Reply to comment by AshPoppet in Slender Man Oil on Canvas by Jillsicetea

Farming? A man of his talents?

Majesty1985 t1_jaaqv8e wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:01 AM

Reply to My girlfriend wrote I love you in my banana by ForeverStrangeMoe

Me lobe yoy. Me love you long Tim

Majesty1985 t1_ja6jsap wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:19 AM

Reply to comment by WendigoBroncos in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat

To shreds, you say?

Majesty1985 t1_ja6jq9z wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:18 AM

Reply to comment by bearsheperd in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat

Penis ticklin?

Majesty1985 t1_ja1d5gv wrote on February 26, 2023 at 2:45 AM

Reply to comment by ajax4234 in When your tire if flat, but coffee is the priority by kimakon

That car is new enough to have tire pressure sensors. Tells him every time he starts it up.

Majesty1985 t1_j67vx3z wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:21 AM

Reply to comment by Chipotle42 in Saltwater sculpted glacial ice, Pleneau Island, Antarctica [OC][5477 × 3651] by Chipotle42

No fucking way!

Majesty1985 t1_j52ymcl wrote on January 20, 2023 at 12:58 AM

Reply to Jury Awards Flo Rida $82 Million in Lawsuit Against Celsius by Clem_Doore

Didn’t Pepsi just buy them out? Like less than six months ago?

Majesty1985 t1_j1hj263 wrote on December 24, 2022 at 11:47 AM

Reply to comment by talaxia in Vela pulsar wind nebula X-rays are polarized to near the synchrotron limit by wmdolls

“8 plus 60.. we’re in the atmosphere!”

Majesty1985 t1_ivfsyjq wrote on November 7, 2022 at 5:36 PM

Reply to comment by hppmoep in Is my power shower positioned too low on the wall? by sudzikle

Also for those with lactose intolerance. Sit in reverse and enjoy that bowl of cereal you desperately need

Majesty1985 t1_ivfhkbg wrote on November 7, 2022 at 4:22 PM

Reply to comment by fungalfeet in Is my power shower positioned too low on the wall? by sudzikle

What, you don’t have LEGO legs?

Majesty1985 t1_iuj7dv6 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:02 PM

Reply to comment by BruceBanning in Scientists Find Potentially Hazardous Asteroid Hiding in the Sun’s Glare by geoxol

Irregardless

Majesty1985 t1_iuizzj4 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:13 PM

Reply to comment by FindMeOnSSBotanyBay in Scientists Find Potentially Hazardous Asteroid Hiding in the Sun’s Glare by geoxol

All of the sudden

Majesty1985 t1_iucviqg wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:10 AM

Reply to Let me in. by jolliedean

It’s probably just Jonah Hill

Majesty1985 t1_itcc599 wrote on October 22, 2022 at 3:40 PM

Reply to comment by nsk_nyc in A cat has been appointed the mayor of an Italian town and will remain in office for a year. by ananovanews

After a few setbacks from grooming itself every couple steps

Majesty1985 t1_it60uyx wrote on October 21, 2022 at 4:39 AM

Reply to comment by madteaparty55 in ‘Kids do not listen’: East Chicago teacher charged after having alleged ‘kill list’ by Rebellion2297

Celebratory lipstick

Majesty1985 t1_it5iotf wrote on October 21, 2022 at 2:07 AM

Reply to comment by SirFancyPantsBrock in ‘Kids do not listen’: East Chicago teacher charged after having alleged ‘kill list’ by Rebellion2297

You need to be able to cross off names though. Especially if your old high school bully reaches out to apologize before entering an academic decathlon

Majesty1985 t1_irg542b wrote on October 7, 2022 at 9:04 PM

Reply to comment by crbrownlee in Strogio. By me. by Ocioretro

The Crawler! Glad I found a mention so high up.