Malmortulo
Malmortulo t1_iyf1d8t wrote
Reply to Man pleads guilty to robbing Springfield bank with note written on birth certificate by [deleted]
The birth certificate wasn't even the most egregious fail here, he was wearing an ankle tracker from the previous robbery.
Malmortulo t1_jarv65q wrote
Reply to comment by cdkzfw in Pro golfer calls Springfield 'armpit of America' while telling tale of playing hungover by [deleted]
It's because this is reddit, they didn't read the article.