30 years later

Defense lawyer: Did you realize you still have my client in prison?

Judge: Oh, I forgot I had packed it there. My bad.

well written. You have a possible career in journalism.

And all those Conservatives and rich people who liked the idea of spying on political enemies or corporate competitors, won't they have a pikachu face?

Amazing.

Did the other Russian missiles surrender, blow themselves up, fire at each other, or just fall apart? /s

What is it about him (or some Indian he would appoint) for that job?

As a less involved 3rd party it's possible India can be fair enough for both Ukraine and Russia to trust them. It might work.

The quicker there is a massive revolt the fewer deaths there will be in the longer-run.

Changes to Soviet countries have been remarkably peaceful if you think of all the purges and "big" killings. It doesn't mean that a change away from Putin today, however peaceful looking, wouldn't still be quite violent. The change in China has been somewhat gradual, but the general improvement in living standards UPWARD has made that doable. In Iran and Afghanistan the repressive regimes (whatever their religion or other beliefs & policies) is tearing people limb from limb and destroying what good lives they had -- sending the countries DOWNWARD into chaos.

I hope you destroyed the camera.

How much can he get away with before DoJ will actually think it's worth saving America from him?