Marquar234
Marquar234 t1_jea8q42 wrote
Reply to comment by cava99 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
This is exactly what a fedboi would say...
Marquar234 t1_jea17q0 wrote
Reply to comment by marijnjc88 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
It was the fake birds again.
Marquar234 t1_je9pohi wrote
Reply to comment by chemgator64 in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Who told you that I'm paranoid!?
Marquar234 t1_je9pjbl wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
Better check the freezer for the ice cube trays.
Marquar234 t1_je4u5jt wrote
Reply to comment by n30nl30n in I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.. by Healthy-Transition27
A man called a New Zealand sex line, the girl on the other end said "Baaahh!".
Marquar234 t1_jdtnybg wrote
Reply to comment by TheHighGround767 in Guy and a Girl on a first date. by Buddy2269
They both enjoy movies that cause fluid to be expelled from their bodies.
Marquar234 t1_jds290y wrote
Reply to comment by Nobodiisdamnbusiness in Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. by revolut1onname
Does a gynecologist clack a speculum twice when he picks it up?
Marquar234 t1_jdqjx9v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Taxes in A.I dominated labour market by Newhereeeeee
So... we're doomed.
Marquar234 t1_jdoy2b6 wrote
Reply to comment by TomLechevre in Baby camel asks its mother by Chava_boy
"The Blackhawks needed a forward."
Marquar234 t1_j9zf322 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Climate_9254 in I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible. by Gian_Key
You can drop the pressure fast enough that the person is still alive.
Theoretically.
Marquar234 t1_j9ybwun wrote
Reply to comment by archiearcher in I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible. by Gian_Key
Or lower the ambient pressure enough.
Marquar234 t1_j95wfdz wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaFATkid in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
Don't make up imaginary jobs.
Marquar234 t1_j83p0yd wrote
Looking for Mr Right-Triangle.
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Reply to comment by redactedforprivilege in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
And my axe!
Edit: I may have done this wrong...
Marquar234 t1_j5cm7dt wrote
Will it feed a lean and hungry Cassius?
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Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
He didn't include pedophilia.