I worked with a family of Bosnian Muslim refugees, and a short time after I started working there the mother of the group had learned she had been praying in the wrong direction for 25 years. It became a hilarious joke for the rest of them and they were always teasing her about it.

Stone. It tends to last a while.

My mom worked as the receptionist at a vetrinary clinic and she claimed the most common name shared by pets who got hit by cars and other accidental injuries was "Lucky."

You can use debit but not credit. In Colorado, anyway.

It's to differentiate it from "soil," which is strictly biological in nature.

Depends on how you define "dirt." Regolith strictly has nothing biological in it, which some definitions of "dirt," include.

School administrators are generally the most incompetent people in the building. Nobody fails upwards like people in education.

I've seen kids look more excited about doing the dishes.

First problem it has is being in Mississippi.

I do that too. When I'm baked.

His reflection looks 15 years younger.