Jesus Christ. Thanks for finishing with the Quokka, but that millipede is gonna give me nightmares.

You could tell me you have 50 foot millipedes with bat wings and human faces and I’d believe you at this point. Australia is fucking wild, man.

Didn’t know Married With Children was popular anywhere outside the US. That’s awesome, it was one of my favorites.

Anyone else wanna find this old guy, hug him, and thank him for existing?

But if those directors are going around asking…

At best, you are extremely naive. The lesson to take from this is that your superiors at work are never on your side. If you find one that is, they are a unicorn. You shot the unicorn. The new boss is so hard on you because he knows what you did, and is trying to get you out before you can do it again.

Unless you want your colleagues to be fired, the only thing you ever say about them to the higher-ups is that their professionalism makes them a joy to work with and that they are indispensable to the company.

I’d have put the heels back on her, then announced she was trans. Imagine Tucker’s face when he realized he’d been jerking it to trans-candy this entire time.

I have arthritis in my hips, and this is pretty much exactly how I sleep (the pillows are stacked 2-3 high though). The trick (for me) is finding the exact right angle and amount of support for my legs (the pillows at my sides/under my arms just make me feel like I’m in a cozy little cocoon). This helps me, I hope it helps you too.

Or that he terminates pregnancies.

Yeah, I’ll give them a shot ‘cause I liked the original so much, but I’m mostly there for Red and Kitty.

No, they really don’t.

I am male. Ergo anything I think, say, or do is inherently masculine. When I’d let my wife paint my nails, they were manly painted nails because they were attached to a man. If I drink a fruity mixed beverage, it is a manly beverage because a man ordered, paid for, and is drinking it. If I drive a Miata it… actually that is kinda girly, but I’ll do it anyway.

Imagine sex so bad you need to overthrow an entire government afterwards.

Still better than my ex.

“Your Honor, I was just there to touch boob.”

>the need for human beings to matter to someone, and like their life has significance in the world.

This was exactly what drove a lot of my affection for my wife. Even when we were “just” friends, before we were together romantically, she made me feel like I mattered. Caring for her and attraction toward her were already present, but I think this was what turned those feelings into actual love.

tl;dr being treated poorly in childhood has negative impacts, being treated better in adulthood helps.

You know what’s really sad? Dying of thirst in the desert. People in Flint need to be happy they have water at all.

See how you sound?

This is me. Or rather used to be. Now it’s mostly ebooks from Libby but, if I think I’ll reread it at some point, then I know I like it enough to splurge on a physical copy (hardcover if available).