Love The Red Hen. On our first visit, my friends and I ordered every pasta dish on the menu, and we could not believe how good the simple spaghetti al pomodoro; I'm a big proponent of places that do even the basics really well.

Sorry if I was unclear—“it” was referring to “the name” in my comment, and I was basing it (the comment) off of your responses about the rl combo being taxing to you and driving you crazy. But I’m glad you seem to like Early a bit more!

Yep, you done goofed. The name's adorable, your daughter's in love with it, and it really does seem to irk you. Good news is you only need to live with it for a decade or two.