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Mikesaidit36 t1_jdxsapx wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Thanks!
Mikesaidit36 t1_jdxjr2z wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in The rectum stretcher by Siosal01
Huge.
Mikesaidit36 t1_jdxej3g wrote
Reply to comment by Iz-kan-reddit in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Those smelly slightly damp blue/purple copies were mimeographs. I’m old enough to remember seeing a hand crank machine in an office somewhere with somebody cracking up smelly copies. Different than xeroxes. But I’m just realizing I’ve known what the word ditto means all along without knowing what it comes from.
Mikesaidit36 t1_jabouj1 wrote
Funny, because in the States, the Russiapublicans announce election fraud before the elections, and have been undermining elections for 20+ years since they realize their policies aren’t popular enough to get them elected on that basis alone.
I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.Mikesaidit36 t1_j4ql5a4 wrote
Reply to comment by DiamondBurInTheRough in Dear Son by harrygatto
No, he meant that he didn’t get the money.
Mikesaidit36 t1_j4qbf2r wrote
Reply to comment by gm7410 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Right, further complicating a botched joke. Plus, for a minute I was thinking about fried tomatoes – thanks, dyslexia.
Mikesaidit36 t1_j4qayfw wrote
Reply to comment by listerinebreath in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
THANK you. I couldn’t get past my visceral response to having one’s penis sliced and diced.
Mikesaidit36 t1_j2dtaw5 wrote
Reply to comment by r2d3x9 in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
She’s now 269, so if he’s 131 or less, they’re good
Mikesaidit36 t1_j2dt7j9 wrote
Reply to comment by 07WoefulMatrix in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
I can’t guess what gunt is, yet I know exactly what you mean.
(Unless it’s a typo)
Mikesaidit36 t1_j2ds4i4 wrote
Reply to comment by MissAugustMoon in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
She’s 369 now, so only if he’s 131 or less.
Mikesaidit36 t1_j2ds0td wrote
Reply to comment by brown_smear in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
Nope, 369 now, since he found the hole and has been able to help her exercise!
Mikesaidit36 t1_j2drv8f wrote
Reply to comment by Mofme in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
The secret’s out! Muricans R fat!
Mikesaidit36 t1_j299nqf wrote
Reply to Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate by Kat121
I’m just gonna buy them, throw out the pizzas, and recycle the box.
Mikesaidit36 t1_j22yjb8 wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible_Isopod16 in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
fit is hard to be around, always going off...
Mikesaidit36 t1_j1y1qov wrote
Reply to My sister-in-law says he is a Sumo wrestler, I say he is a sexy gingerbread man wearing a thong. by BJ77345
I thought gingerbread was always brown.
Albino gingerbread, or sugar cookie?
Mikesaidit36 t1_iydtoe3 wrote
Reply to comment by melvinsylar7 in English is weird by crispilly
I have a friend named Jeff who is known in a handful of text threads for being able to come up with the perfect GIF response to any text within 30 seconds and so now we call him GIF
Mikesaidit36 t1_iy42t4v wrote
Reply to comment by gwardotnet in An old couple was sitting in Church... by Goatmanthealien
It’s just me then.
Mikesaidit36 t1_iy3vyml wrote
Reply to comment by artamonovg in An old couple was sitting in Church... by Goatmanthealien
As I get older, I’m wondering if this is the case: Old people don’t lose the ability to control their farts. They just don’t GAF what people think anymore.
Mikesaidit36 t1_iwwrx8p wrote
For what it’s worth, this is the first time I’ve seen this joke here. See you next week.
Mikesaidit36 t1_iu7r5em wrote
My theory is that it seems to take a megalomaniacal narcissist like Elon Musk to be able to push through ideas like full self driving (pretty implausible from the start and even now), six kinds of farts available on the touchscreen (totally juvenile), and unnecessarily crazy-fast acceleration (also juvenile but with HUGE appeal to 49 year old juveniles with big piles of money), while at the same time going as far into debt as Tesla did only to emerge as a success. No corporation with a responsible board of directors would ever be able ever do amy of that. Ford will never come out with an electric car with six kinds of farts named after a pet projects of its founder, guaranteed. (Do people know that those different kinds of farts are more or less named after Elon Musk‘s detractors?)
Mikesaidit36 t1_jdzkr48 wrote
Reply to comment by Fabulous_Brother2991 in At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me by faithless_serene
Probably highly carcinogenic like everything that seems so great at first