"Bearded woman," right? This is someone who identified as female, after all.

When there's a team of four, and three quit "for personal reasons" a week previous... I'm going to guess that it was more interpersonal reasons. Fifty-fifty whether the girl who performed solo is the heroine of this story.

Then maybe you know what happened to the rest of the team?

Yep, all kinds of people who never would have seen that list will see this article.

So you're allowed to be 6% heavier but 33% dumber. Makes sense, welcome to the army.

Yeah, the scary thing is that text was clearly meant for someone. I'd hate to be that someone, for oh so many reasons.