MinimalMojo

MinimalMojo t1_jdj1cvp wrote on March 24, 2023 at 7:09 PM

Reply to This penny I cleaned by just leaving it in ketchup for a few minutes by nutlikeothersquirls

No wonder my fries always so shiny

MinimalMojo t1_ja9n2jx wrote on February 27, 2023 at 9:24 PM

Reply to This keyring is bent the opposite way of most other keyrings by BusLandBoat

Most likely purchased at Ned Flanders’ Leftorium

MinimalMojo t1_j68z1f1 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Reply to The size difference between Kirkland (Costco) versus Angel Soft Toilet paper by _iron_butterfly_

Both are way bigger than my bumhole so no problem

MinimalMojo t1_j5a8w07 wrote on January 21, 2023 at 3:06 PM

Reply to Scientists discover new emperor penguin colony in Antarctica - by spotting their poo from space by Majnum

God I hope they don’t start snooping around my place or they’ll think they found a Sasquatch colony

MinimalMojo t1_j29edo4 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 4:33 PM

Reply to My gummy bear pack had a random, extra small, one. by TheSteveIsNear

It was Bring Your Kid to Work Day

MinimalMojo t1_j1zt2uf wrote on December 28, 2022 at 5:01 PM

Reply to An individual piece of a KitKat bar is called a “finger” by F-this

Stands to reason that a full bar would be called a hand then? But no thumb? Kinda fucked up.

Also, this seems to imply that there are other Kit Kat body parts and I want to know where they are?