Are we sure it isn’t 1 seconds worth out of every four second spray? Or one fourth of each second spray (so spray twice, consume a quarter of the second one?)

Edit: tried to make more confusing

Self driving didn’t work, so they are going with “random other guy driving.”

No legislator can resist the money and power of Big Mall Ninja $hit.

The texture on the syrup is so good, my old chem lab reflexes were like “Oh my god, they put elemental mercury on pancakes. That is not a healthy breakfast.”

I love them - the worm is my favorite. Looking at them you’ve put so much personality into them, I was practically waiting for them to start moving and speaking. Would be really cool animated characters.

“Talk to the paw. I said. Talk. To. The. Paw.”

For when the taste of the fluoride treatment makes you want to yak.

Well, the clearly heard “its important to be there for your kids” but ended up in exactly the wrong place….

“The Unfortunate Incident of the Ballistic Cantaloupe”

<made up title>

This is a great idea. I married into a family with tons of food traditions, that — experiencing them as someone coming into it from the outside — feel like the amount of stress the celebratory meals cause for all concerned outweigh the upside. I honestly wish a magic wand could be waved where they would be willing to do this, and see what a holiday was like without the unnecessary performance anxiety, imposed expectations, and constant buzz of stress in the background of everything. Also, lasagna is awesome.

r/wewantplacemats

A German engineered, reasonably priced, (apparently) fuel efficient PokeBall.

This is a good one. I figure knowing that it can be both at the same time is a measure for adulthood of sorts.

“Paper, plastic or saddlebags?”

META’s long term goal to build the “internet of garbage.”

Eyerollograph

I tried a red wine (Cabernet, I think) that was aged in bourbon barrels a little while ago (nothing fancy, it was from Costco) that was really quite good. Per my usual, I forgot to write down what the name was, so I will likely never find it again. :)

He changed his stars.

“Son, if you work hard, eventually you too could build some critical infrastructure.”

For half the kids, that fact gets them a little bit into chemistry. The other half just feel betrayed.

Wow the graphics have really improved.