MisterHonkeySkateets
MisterHonkeySkateets t1_iu4dqp2 wrote
Reply to comment by BluZombieReddit in When people ask ‘gun to your head’ questions, we forget that getting shot is also an option. by farWorse
I was telling some blackbirds that they were once dinosaurs until the cosmic event and they started a real squawk, as if to say they’d love to eat me
MisterHonkeySkateets t1_iu4ddw7 wrote
Reply to When people ask ‘gun to your head’ questions, we forget that getting shot is also an option. by farWorse
I mean, you can choose that gun option once, but depending on who’s behind the gun, you’ll get two bullets so it can be ruled a suicide.
MisterHonkeySkateets t1_iuywlll wrote
Reply to TIL that the Persian King Xerxes was so enraged after a storm destroyed his bridges that he ordered the sea be given 300 whiplashes, and branded it with red-hot irons as the soldiers shouted at the water by LethalPoopstain
He also had fetters thrown into the sea