Almost like they need to draft youth coaches instead of take the most eager candidates.

The mythology also says that they only go for average guys after an odyssey of dicks, so if they have a shot they assume the girl is over the raucous dicking phase. No convincing them.

Well this tears it. Going after social security and Medicare is one thing, dismantling democracy to make a reality show host as dictator is another, but if they try to make me get more junk e-mail so help me god they will never get my vote.