MonkeysOnMyBottom
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jdzny39 wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceNoFace in TIL in the tiny African kingdom of Lesotho, a local style of accordion folk music known as Famo has sprung a fierce bloody gang war which has contributed to its high homicide rate. Little-known to the outside world, scores of musicians and hundreds of DJs, fans, family members etc. have been slain. by delano1998
r/angryupvote
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jdrr8jc wrote
Reply to comment by lazyshaver in Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo
The real treasure is the friends you make along the way
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jdrr4hf wrote
Reply to comment by Dirtyspaceman69 in Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo
While you're back there can you stop 9/11?
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jdrqt2x wrote
Reply to comment by Duffman66CMU in Help Wanted in my local paper. Time travelers unite! by A_Specific_Hippo
If you time travel at reasonable speeds your momentum and Earth's gravity takes care of most of the space travel part. For instance I just moved forward on minute and had no issues with the earth being millions of miles away. It's like taking an icy curve while driving.
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jdds79r wrote
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MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jd97b5z wrote
Reply to comment by guruji782j4 in TIL that the USA in 1856 enacted a law that allowed any USA citizen to take over an island if the island was full of bird shit....and unoccupied. by LMonteSlim
I knew someone was guano make that joke
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jcwvn3s wrote
Reply to comment by obitarian in TIL: The Government of Canada has an office that creates coats of arms for Canadian citizens, and that all Canadian Citizens may apply to the Governor General for a coat of arms and even an officially-recognized personal flag by ryguy_1
You could just hang up an empty frame, the usage would be royalty free
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jcwvam7 wrote
Reply to comment by I_might_be_weasel in TIL: The Government of Canada has an office that creates coats of arms for Canadian citizens, and that all Canadian Citizens may apply to the Governor General for a coat of arms and even an officially-recognized personal flag by ryguy_1
That's dangerously close to my family's coat of arms, a chinchilla butt with a sousaphone coming out of it like it dove in mouthpiece first... Rampant on a field of green
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jaduz55 wrote
Reply to comment by JohnWinthrop in TIL that when you say a word many times over, and it stops sounding like a word, that is called 'semantic satiation.' by Bean_Superiority
I remember as a child I knew how to spell banana but I didn't know when to stop spelling banana. I would often have 3 or 4 nas
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jaduoty wrote
Reply to comment by Greizen_bregen in TIL that when you say a word many times over, and it stops sounding like a word, that is called 'semantic satiation.' by Bean_Superiority
Now you've just Bettlejuice'd Semantic Satiation
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j9lalh9 wrote
Reply to comment by BOHIFOBRE in TIL The Rocky Horror Picture Show is still in limited release after 47 years making it the longest-running theatrical release in film history by shakeyjake
Did you have the Charles Atlas seal of approval?
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j6kehh2 wrote
We're they seasoned and slowly rotating at the time? Asking in case they didn't go completely to waste
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j68myxz wrote
Reply to comment by Felinegood13 in How? by hellomrwindupbird
Plain old fisting if you want to keep it vanilla
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j68mqqj wrote
Reply to comment by HangryJellyfishy in How? by hellomrwindupbird
As opposed to her arm knee?
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j68mmf4 wrote
Reply to comment by Freedom_Soul in How? by hellomrwindupbird
That's 3 words
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_j1y6hyo wrote
Reply to comment by Asleep_Campaign6726 in Convince me what to YOLO my life savings into by jcodes57
I mean, if he wants to become an entrepreneur... 80k could probably set you up with a stable of hos and a few vending machines
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iycf0m2 wrote
Reply to comment by dinoroo in TIL that beans are banned in Spacecraft because they can produce "1-3 cups of flatus" in an environment where there are no windows by April_Spring_1982
I'd have to imagine they would stop when they reached a wall, they are a bit sticky
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iycex5a wrote
Reply to comment by LiamTheHuman in TIL that beans are banned in Spacecraft because they can produce "1-3 cups of flatus" in an environment where there are no windows by April_Spring_1982
Do you want ants bred specifically for zero-g? Because that is how you get ants bred specifically for zero-g!
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iyce9tn wrote
Reply to comment by ArchieBellTitanUp in TIL that beans are banned in Spacecraft because they can produce "1-3 cups of flatus" in an environment where there are no windows by April_Spring_1982
I heart they were a fruit, and that they were musical.
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0dyop wrote
Reply to comment by Karlorff_MastaBlasta in Buy Low, Sell High by trade_nation
Just look out for that asshole with the whip
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0dt6a wrote
Reply to comment by YebelTheRebel in Buy Low, Sell High by trade_nation
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MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0d9nh wrote
Reply to comment by TehSillyKitteh in Buy Low, Sell High by trade_nation
Shit! We're supposed to sell? Since when?
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_iy0crk5 wrote
Reply to comment by DammitMatt in Buy Low, Sell High by trade_nation
What's a return rate?
MonkeysOnMyBottom t1_jefk7tt wrote
Reply to comment by grease-beef-patty in TIL that New Orleans chicory coffee mix started during the American Civil War when Union naval blockades cut off the port of New Orleans bringing coffee shipments to a halt. New Orleanians looking for their coffee fix began mixing chicory with coffee to stretch out the supply. by GeoJono
This is entirely accurate