I won't judge ya

I've been feeding the moose up here magic mushrooms trying to get one to be my friend

so far, just a slightly more insane local moose population

Yeah I could see that definitely being true, makes sense to me

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one little squirly can be a fun friend anyway, i get it

Hey don't worry about it. They are made for this stuff.

Little chipmunks and squirrel do some psuedo hibernation in the winter, if they are well fed, they develop brown fat tissue that feeds them while they shut their body down. Heart rate slows, body temperature of the little fella can go down to 40F, sometimes lower.

There bodies are made for it. A well fed one will make it through comfortably.

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Don't feed em though, not ideal but I get it

Here I am running a hose in the fucking wood barn

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WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME

no lie was told

Never tried the prebaked crust, never trusted that it'd be good.

Guess I better step my game up.

It's a 30 min drive to the closest pizza and frozen is no bueno. Thanks

Dang, that's a bummer man, had it happen before. Godspeed

I too, will get drunk with you and your wife at home!