Mr007McDiddles
Mr007McDiddles t1_je1nmee wrote
Nice eyes bro. I think I saw your soul. Get well soon!
Mr007McDiddles t1_je1bblw wrote
Reply to TIFU Asked my girlfriend about her pleasuring herself, learned that “having sex with me is better that having an orgasm” by throwawayAcc_10
Unless I'm reading something wrong it's hard to be mad if it's the truth. Somethings just don't mean that much to others. It sounds like you're making it all about yourself, when she's the one that put herself out there.
Also, can't see how this is FU. 2 seemingly grown folks had a conversation and one got upset by it. This is life, this is relationships.
Mr007McDiddles t1_jdxhxz5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar
Mtn Dew. The energy drink before energy drinks.
Mr007McDiddles t1_j9c1ewr wrote
Reply to comment by MushHuskies in TIFU by taking my kids to the beach. by Suitable-Ad5060
Sandy Cracks sounds like a porn name.
Mr007McDiddles t1_j9bxf1w wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking my kids to the beach. by Suitable-Ad5060
Hauling stuff to the beach is the worst.
Mr007McDiddles t1_j8y5gq5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by never making close friends by sisi_UTL
Keep your chin up!
Mr007McDiddles t1_j8ix9xv wrote
Reply to Tifu by getting too excited during sex by [deleted]
> I saw a huge rope of cum erupted from my penis and splash me right in the face
Explain the circumstances that made this possible.
Mr007McDiddles t1_j7vwj99 wrote
Seems petty. If you have proof he intentionally left it out to kill the cat I would present that information to the appropriate authority.
How is your husband allergic to cats but yet bought you another one?
Mr007McDiddles t1_j6thwmq wrote
You got Costnaza'd
Mr007McDiddles t1_j6oabaw wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
Dump her. Move out. It takes two to tango. He's not the only one to blame. Find someone who really cares about you and they'll give two shits about him.
Mr007McDiddles t1_j5pu4i9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting a lightsaber stuck inside my ass and having it unexpectedly come out during a heated argument with my parents about paying for my sister's wedding. by [deleted]
Protip: Lock your door when inserting weird things in your asshole.
Mr007McDiddles t1_j5p6ajo wrote
New job interview
"So, why'd you leave your last position?"
Mr007McDiddles t1_iwuolu0 wrote
Reply to TIFU telling my gf my sexual fantasy by [deleted]
Wonder what she would have done if your fantasy was to make it rain on her, golden style.
Mr007McDiddles t1_iwr3sfq wrote
Reply to comment by GregoryGregory666666 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Geez, the one with the butt plug story from yesterday.
Mr007McDiddles t1_iwr1c62 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
It's Just nerves, man. You hyped yourself up too much. When it's supposed to happen it'll happen.
Mr007McDiddles t1_je5slpi wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Omit everything after paragraph 5 and write your own ending here: