>"why would i need to see a therapist, when i talk to you about these things i feel better, so you're basically my therapist".

Hopefully you accept her insurance policy for therapist visits. Somehow I get the feeling that you are not being paid for this side gig.

I smoked menthol cigarettes for nearly a decade. Thought my breath was always fresh and kissable. I was not correct.

"Oh come the fuck on, Chris. I just got here."

Like waiting in line for an amusement park ride and they stop accepting new patrons for the night just when you got to the loading zone.