What could possibly go wrong?

About tree fitty

That's okay, it isn't really funny either.

Based on your previous stats, you've won just over 20% of your games (1 in 5). I don't know the mathematical probability of winning at bingo, but based on my experience 20% is very high. You've been lucky.

The joke doesn't say they were on their way to get married, just that they hadn't had the chance to get married yet.

Explain?

How sure are you that they don't do exactly this? Have you really paid close enough attention to who is in the background of every scene to know for sure that those same people don't show up in the background of other scenes down the road?

You definitely don't want vinegar that's part of the American Automobile Association.

Scientists search for planets with conditions similar to earth because they know those conditions will support life. This doesn't rule out the possibility that other life forms could exist under other conditions, we just haven't discovered other types of life forms so we don't know where else to look or what else to look for.

It's a line from a Rolling Stones song.

Plot twist: grandpa was from Spain. He swam the whole way to Texas.

Mom's hair definitely says "1987".

You do know that Kazakhstan isn't in Russia, right?

your mom has entered the chat

I'm glad you don't work for me.

Whole Food and Trader Joe's are across the river in Hadley. They are relatively accessible by bus, but probably too much of a hassle without a car.

Yes, in the plaza across from the Blue Bonnet Diner and Burger King.

Driving from Northampton to Athol will cost more in gas than you'll save on groceries.

If you're going to be a freshman, will you be living on campus and eating in the dining hall? If so, you probably won't need groceries very often.

If you have a car there are a number of different grocery stores within driving distance. If not, Stop & Shop is walkable from campus, but it's almost a mile so it'll be hard to carry a lot of stuff that far.

Willie with the short shorts

Well, I guess I won't waste any logic on you.

This isn't funny. It may be true.

I get that deal every time I buy anything.

r/unethicallifeprotips

I don't understand. Are you saying that the missing guy is a criminal or the people who made the post? Either way, why would reporting a sighting of him to the police be a problem?