Their engineers get paid too much that you probably couldn't convince them to unionize. Even a lot of their other Corp roles get paid a lot. Sales, recruiting and customer support will usually get the shaft.

And if they did unionize, Google could easily shift some of those roles to their overseas offices without it looking like they're outsourcing since it's still google teams doing that work.

There's also a bunch of bloat at alot of large tech cos. Either useless middle managers, project/product managers that don't actually do anything (see the "Riley Rojas" clip), teams building competing products internally cause the vps of those depts are trying to self fellate

There were a bunch of Chinese websites that would buy your account