The official backstory is he was found when they remodeled Wells Fargo.

They also pull things that wouldn't be able to fit in pockets or even a bag.

Yeah, I know EMTs where certain places like the group homes/nursing homes, they just pull straws for who is going to take the call.

Since, its either they're getting called for something stupid, dealing with patients who are just violent, or getting yelled at by a CNA or Nurse for not doing their job properly (like they're doing their job any better).

TL;DR There's drunken Philadelphians everywhere, better not travel unless you absolutely have to for the next 12 hours.

Now I know how the Mummers who had a wedding last night at my job made it to Philly for the parade.

For context: Wedding ended midnight, with an after party till 2, and my job is about an hour outside of Philly. So I was questioning how that was going to be possible, guess it is when you don't have be there till noon.

That one chick interviewed the teenage captain of one string band and said, "Your dad must have been proud of you to choose you as his successor at such a young age." His dad died suddenly of a heart attack when he was 12, which was how he got named Captain.

Wait, it's not off-season yet?

Yep, schools will just go on a Remote Learning day when it snows now.