What's your point though?

Obviously if your lawn is shit, winter snow pics would be better. I think this tip applies to those with lawns that look nice in the summer.

I'm literally watching that video right now! Weird coincidence.

But a good fat.

Clever idea really.

Not everyone travels either.

Not all LPTs work for all people.

I didn't know there were cursed words in The Simpsons. I've never heard any. Which episode?

When my daughter was 5, I "gifted" her a cat. She'd wanted one every since she could understand what a cat is, but I made her wait until she was old enough to handle a cat gently. We went to the animal shelter on her birthday and she was matched to a kitten that fit her personality and energy level.

The two of them are laying here on the couch with me 10 years later taking an afternoon nap. They are inseparable at home, and he's been a great comfort to her over the last decade.

I think "gifting" a pet can go right.

I have T-Mobile and no Twitter. I have great cell service. I don't see the connection.

Yeah, I'm going to keep bathing my dog.

That's not good. Most likely a yeast infection.

Source: was a vet tech for 5 years before switching careers.

That's fungus.

Little Free Libraries are a great place to pick up books for your kids. I always fill ours with extra books and some toys the week of Christmas just in case.

Next up: "Always look at the toilet seat before sitting down."

*does a single situp.

"That should do it."

This is the device you're given in hell if hell has internet.

I like to say someone died who doesn't. They're on the edge of their seat every time that character gets into a precarious situation.

"It was so so sad how Woody dies in Toy Story. I cried so hard!"

I have a little magnet that says clean on one side and dirty on the other, but it's almost always on clean because we use so many dishes in my house that it's a full load every time I fill it so I just turn it on.

It's not because her kittens are gone.

She might just be naturally shy. Is your house very loud and active? That might intimate her. You could try isolating her in one room and making it very cat-friendly. When you feed her, sit nearby and talk to her. Be patient. Cats are stubborn and it may take a while.

Every old man I've ever shaken hands with has intentionally crushed my hand as if it's a test of their personal worth.

I got my daughter a wood playset that way. It had some rotting pieces but overall was good. I replaced the rotten pieces. Eventually it was converted into a treehouse, then a shed, then a chicken coop. It really pulled its weight.

I always save at least one extra tray (I always buy the same size microwave).

I don't eat turkey but deep frying does not mean oily when done properly. That is a myth. The turkey wouldn't be greasy if deep fried. The skin is "seared" (for lack of a better word) and holds in the juices from the turkey, while keeping the oil out. Welcome to American culture.

That's stiffer hair, like human hair. Birds often retrieve light, downy fur in the wild from deer and other mammals.

From my experience, age is just a number is usually said by some creep hitting on teens.