Gotcha!

Ha ha! THAT was funny.

THERE ARE TOO MANY BIG FEET, BUT IT'S AWESOME.

I hope you pay better attention in your college courses, jeez.

Are you talking about a cartoon?

Tell me more about this fucking chair...

Those are the American clan of the Irish Travellers. "Gypsies" if you will.

They'll scam a mother fucker in a heartbeat.

COOKOUT AT OP's HOUSE!!!!!!!

And you would have been wrong. And you call yourself a New Englander!

Now after reading the responses you know the whole truth, and you can start dropping your "Rs" with a little bit more swagger. Kid. ;)

They are two different things. C'mon!

Some kind of friend you would be! You have TWO kidneys...

All of that will require at least 5 Dunkin Donuts...

Welp, OP probably didn't like us snarky New Englanders that you know, call her out on her bullshit.

I loved that book and I remember making my 13 year old Daughter read it.

I remember her saying, 'frankly Dad, it was boring. And I hated that kid".

My point was made that teenagers suck and are boring.

I was in the military. My Brother did 24 years in the military. My Sister was in the military. My Father was in the military, my Father in Law retired after 23 years in the military...

Are you saying that you moving is a result of being in the military (which would be the first mention of such) or are you simply deflecting the conversation from being about your own selfishness?

Let me guess:

You got a boyfriend in college, got him to marry you when he graduated with that sweet degree that would afford YOU that 1.1 million dollar house, had 1, then 2, then 3, then FOUR kids keeping yourself from having to go find a job, and then you home school them so that you can stay home and not have to get a job, and THEN keep making all of these people move at your whim and whimsey.

I'm sure that it's all quite rationalized in your head and you are the fierce momma bear that only has the best interest of everyone involved, but I present a different take, that absolutely may not be true, but:

Your husband knows that he can never win with you, as you hammer and hammer away until you get your way; his happiness and comfort are a far second to yours. He's resigned to the blithe and insulting "happy wife, happy life" which can also be translated as "there is no taming the shrew".

OK, you put it that way and I have zero argument.

Ugh. Your poor husband and kids. "Did you hear? Mom doesn't like "insert anything", so we're moving 2000 miles away again"

If you've never been to Wyoming in the Winter time you have no idea of what OP is saying. "Cold and windy" do not describe NH in comparison to Wyoming.

Yeah, they are the most professional pigs. They don't get flustered when they are abusing citizens.

Niether of the two pigs showcased in the article were fired, they got other jobs in different departments within the State Police!!!

One (it may have even been Wilbur - I don't remember) has recently been promoted to sergeant!

Awesome article. These pigs swear to uphold the Constitution and then advocate stepping all over it, and then whine about "them drugs!

That pig Wilbur (I just got that as I wrote it!) as quoted in the article is a real piece of shit.

That seems about right.

For the love of... I hope that you're not native born.

Oh, you'll have a good time and meet a lot of good people.

As far as me digging Alabama: I grew up in the woods and country in New Hampshire and needed that kind of rural again. I am older, calmer, and less interested in other people's opinions than when I was younger and I don't get angry at the World's injustices as much. I've always been pretty charismatic, so being an atheist liberal down here seems to get accepted pretty well.

I have my 40 acres to retreat to everyday...

Oh, I get it, I just think farming is so much easier in the South, and land is cheaper, growing season is twice longer...etc. And I personally think Alabama is fucking beautiful.

I moved from NH to Alabama, from the dense Seacoast to a very rural area, and all I can ask you is "WHY?!" Especially if your intent is farming?