Then she shouldn't marry you. ;)

Then don't marry her.

That...that is amazing.

This person...listens

Yes. Yes they do. They are used to being considered the paragon of righteousness and trustworthiness.

They laugh at us subserviant underlings.

Rabbits and hare hunker down and hide, usually in puckers and stands that you would find inaccessible.

Ha ha, true. I'm talking about in the woods. But I am always amazed how many I see when I'm driving.

If you want to hunt rabbit (and I suggest you do, it is a great day), make a friend with trained dogs up in the Northern counties.

They are there. They see you and make sure that you can't see them.

The cotton tails are in Southern NH, the hares are up North, and you need trained dogs to get any of them.

Ha! AWESOME!

Minority report, here we come...err, here we are.

They haven't figured out they can make the most money from it yet. It has nothing to do with safety or the rights of the people.

Do you maybe think that being one of the dryest states in the Country may have something to do with the decreased rust in Colorado?

WHERE ARE ALL OF THE CRITICAL THINKERS!!! NO ONE WANTS TO THINK ANYMORE! /s

Oh my god! Amazing!

My thoughts exactly, but you presented them much more politely than I was going to.

I never said it was wrong......I was making a joke.

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See, now your confusing the issue and OP will never get started.

I guess that could be the first step.

I honestly wish you luck, but you say you have no idea how to get started?

Obviously the first step is to get a van. Duh. ;)

I remember hearing that Jim Varney was a gracious, kind person. I can't think of any scandals or dirt that was dug up.

Not that I care...I'm ashamed of the filth I see when I Google myself, just saying.

I'll bet he woke up every morning and said, "those fucking commercials led to a pretty great career! So, what am I doing today? Oh yes, I'm playing a prince on Roseanne! Ha ha ha!"

Good for him.

Upset? Ah, the deflection technique of the stupid (and of course adding in that everyone else, like law makers, are stupid).

Don't mistake my incredulity as me being "upset". Flabbergasted for sure, gobsmacked no doubt, but why would I be upset?

Wait wait wait...you thought the law was about getting the snow off of your windshield? Like, they needed a LAW for that? You thought that the law was to solve the problem of people having their windshield covered in snow and they were driving...sightless?

Ha ha!

Fucking gold.

Oh cool! Right on.