Did the alligator you saw it with find the joke funny too?

You get sent to England

There are better things to beat in the morning

Lola

Oh you cadmium

So, the tooth comes out about her

Don’t worry. I don’t really hate the English! It was an overstatement said for effect.

I met the President of Glasgow University and told him the Scots I knew all wanted independence - not the devolved Edinburg government he got his knighthood for. He said. “Ach noo It’s a throwaway vote (no joke). I asked him if he’d every seen Braveheart. He said he hadn’t. I said after watching it I hated the English. And I’m English.

Takes a bow

Sony Bonobo and Cher

Circle then said … but you represent change also

I once saw a dog that was in bread.

Spent himself on Macfries

Because they were going to apprehend a criminal in the grand mall

Pee of the Tiger stinks

What’s the difference between a street vendor and a well hung Dachshund? The street vendor balls out his wares on the road ….

Brazilian - shaved the edge

Sounds more like beaver

She sure looks like a horse - maybe hungry too

Orchitis?

Let me noodle on that for a bit

I think it was a premonition with him singing about MTG

… Iris’s are peepo but what’s that to you (we all enjoy a flash of bloomers)

That’s heavy man